Let’s not beat aroud the bush here, with the exception of the feather on a stick which requres a human operator to be effective, commercial cat toys are worthless. Here is list of the top 3 things that cats actually like to amuse themselves with:
1. Pipe Cleaner
Cats will spend hours with one of these.

2. [...]

Mikes Ray-Gun is much bigger than yours. – Hacking Lazer Tag Team Ops.

Is this a bad sign?

I‘ve never really given much thought to hair tonic. But after seeing this great little photo drama from 1967, I think that I’ll go out and see if I can find some.
The ad shows you in 10 panes, that clearly, your dull wit and cowardly nature can be remedied by combing a little petroleum distilate [...]