F I N K B U I L T

Scale model cockpit FPV

fpv
cool scale cockpit video

Funny Zoo Snap

man enjoys elephant My wife noticed this in the family archives.

RC Nitro motorcycle racing

rc motorcycle Motorcycle racing in Lilliput.

Manned RC Multicopter

manned multicopter
Here’s an RC multicopter big enough to ride on!

Make: Talk 004

make: Talk 004
I had a fun time talking to Mark Frauenfelder in episode 4 of his new podcast, Make: Talk!

One Man Basement Band

one man band
I feel like I could be getting more mileage out of my right foot.

Liberty

liberty vintage motorcycles An Etsy portrait. Thanks, Danny.

Tequila Sleeve

tequila the champs
Champs sleeve

Wolf-Stelzer Book Lamp

Book Lamp
My friend Tess just made the cover of ReadyMade with her cool lamp design.

Tree Stump Bug

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Can this be for real? The design is so awesomely Thunderbirds. Via

The Nothing Box

nothing box

Thunderbirds

Thunderbirds are go
Are Go!

Command Center

command center
Sweet assemblage spaceship’s bridge.

Four Drano’s

drano
Watch the sink slowly, all but disappear from the design .

Toothpaste Aerosol

toothpaste aerosol
Aerosol toothpaste




The Adventures of Gilbert Lumpkins

ATTN:

Am Gilbert Lumpkins,residence in the UK and own a Store in Nigeria.

I will like to place an order form your store in Europe to my Store in
Nigeria.

Kindly provide me with your product price list and web site details so that i
can make an order for you to make quotation for me.

All payment will be made via my credit cards( MASTER CARD OR VISA CARD.) .

kindly contact me asap,so that i can place the order immediately,Because will
need the product urgently in our store.

Looking forward to your anticipated response brand hope to build a strong
business relationship with your company.

Best Regard,
Gilbert Lumpkins

Address :40 Princess St, Manchester,Uk,
M1 6DE -01619074151

Phone:+447031843039

Gilbert lumpkins.. That’s a lovely sounding name…. Sounds like some sort
of wacky disease.

I find it strange that you did not specify the merchandise you wanted to
buy.

Just so you know there have been reports of a scam involving stores based in
nigeria whereas they perport to want to buy stuff but then just
scam-scam-skimmy-scam around.

I’m glad your not like that… How may I help… Coffee?

Sternly yours,
Wendell q. dalyrimple, esq III, jr. senior *twice removed*

P.s. Have you ever choked your chicken??

Dear Confee

Thanks for your Co-operation and support.

Here are the product needed below.

Kindly provide me with the units cost for 3Pcs for Each product selected
below ;

Lomo Cameras
Lomo Colorsplash
Lomo Super Sampler

Once i recevied the total cost from you i shall provide you with my Delivery
Address for the Transport Cost.

Hope to read from you soonest

Regard
Lumpkins

Dear Lumpy….

The total for these fancy-fine lomo cameras will be $795.00

Please pay up soonest,

Love,
Egbert

Dear Hive

Thanks for your Co-operation and support.

Here is my Credit Card Details as following below.

Card Number:4327490103893864
Card Type:Visa CreditCard
Expiry Date:05/07
Cvv:113

Kindly go ahead and charge my card’s and get back to me once you have get
approval from my Credit Card’s Details.

Advice Asap.

Regard,

Gilbert Lumpkins

Lumpkins:

How are you today? I am good, though a wild baboon ran out in front of my
car today and I accidently squished it…. It was sad and traumatic, but
now I have a lovely feast of baboon tartar to look forward to tonight..
Mmm… Dee-lish!

Anyway, I charged your card $3,000 for the Lomo Cameras…

Hope that’s okay….. Got an approval code so we’re good to go… Let me
know whats next.

Cheers,
-patrick
Your new friend

Ahoy Gilbert!

How’s everything in Lumpkin-Land today, hmmm?

That’s mighty fine and dandy of you to agree to the 3k figure on the
Lomo’s… I had to pad the sum a bit for a little C&H this week, if you
know what I mean…. I will confess to you that I do have a bit of the
taste for coke and hookers right now…. Damn! Boy, it does get
expensive…. You know it.

So thanks Lumpy, Mighty neighborly of ya.

Lets see……. Geeze, Gilbert Lumpkins! I do love that name… I hope
you aren’t sore if I declare it sounds like one of them rascally diseases
folks talk so much about these days…. What are your two brother’s
names??? Hodgekins Lymphoma and Lou Gehrig?

Hoooo Boy, Lumpkins!! My, but aint you a character??

DHL or UPS, heck you decide…. I hope you know the $3,000 I charged your
card doesn’t include shipping…. Do you have a DHL or UPS account? If
not I will have to charge your card an extra $1,000 for shipping.

Please advise….

With Stern regards,

Schmuckily yours,
Yer new best friend
-Patreeek !

P.s. I command you to now call me “Patreeek !” in all correspondence… If
you don’t there will be a $24 surcharge for each occurrence. That’s fair
and you know it, you Lumpy lil fella you..

Dear Patreeek

Thanks for your Co-operation and support.

Ok.Kindly go ahead and charge the Shippment cost from my Creidt Card that
was given to you.

Get back to me once you have get the approval from my card and advice me the
Tracking Number for my goods Recipts.

Also advice me your Phone Number for Voice Discussin

Hope to Read from you soonest

Regard,

Lumpkins

Dear Gilbert…..

Okey-doke, its a done-deal.

I have charged your card $4,000 for the 6 $50.00 lomo cameras including
shipping…. Thanks for your flexibility on the price gouge… It should
keep me in C&H for another debaucherous weekend…. You’re the bestest (and
dare I say the dimmest) con-man I never met! And I love you for it Lumpy, I
really and truly do…. I wuv you… So thanky!!!!

My phone number is 503 890 1317.. Feel free to call.. I’m open to “voice
discussin” any old time… In fact I’m a’voice discussin a lot these days
with plenty of folks about plenty-o-tings man.. In fact I was just voice
discussin with my neighbors wife the other day about a little pony ride I
was gonna give her.. That is until her fat husband meandered into our zone
and the voice discussin soon turned to naught, not naughty… Hoooh buoy!

So what ya wanna buy from me next?

Here’s the UPS tracking alphabetized serial phone number for the shipment I
over-charged you for:

Read it and sleep my friend, read it and sleep.

Thanks Lump-o ………….

Yours and very engorged,
-patreeek !

Subject: Top:Urgent Corretion Needed.

Dear Patreeek

Thanks for your Co-operation and support.

Kindly note that the Goods are to Shipped to Nigeria not PORTLAND, OR, US.

So kindly correct that now and get back to me asap.

Here is the Address that are to be shipped to as stated below :

GANIU.

27,ALABE STREET
ISOLO 23401 LAGOS
STATE NIGERIA
PHONE:+08038479711

Kindly go ahead and Correct the address and advice urgently asap.

Hope to read from you soonest

Regard.

Lumpkins

Subject: Re: Top:Urgent Corretion Needed.

Dear Gilbert:

Huh???!?!?

I dunno what you are talking about, let me double check with UPS.

Fondly,
Yer new best friend,
-patreeek !

Hi,
Thanks for your Co-operation and support.

I have just called you Three Time now and i could not hear from you very well
what’s wrong. You were playing Music.

Sorry to informed you that you send my Order to Wrong Address In Poland Or U.S
I will want you to stop that now and resend me the Item to the Following
Address below in NIGERIA.

Contact Person :GANIU

27,ALABE STREET

ISOLO 23401 LAGOS

STATE NIGERIA

PHONE:08038479711

Kindly correct that mistake now and urgently get back to me asap.

Thanks and Awaiting for your urgent Response.

Regard,

Lumpkins

Dear Lumpy….

First please allow me to point out that you failed to address me as ”
Patreeek” in your last e-mail… Therefore as agreed upon here-to-fore I
will be assessing you a $24.00 penalty and charge the $24.00 to your credit
card… Keep it up and soon I will have enough money to buy me a whole new
case of ice-cream bars and nutty-buddies of which I will remember you fondly
while I eat them with their cool ice-creamy good-ness and nutty chocolately
noughatty delish-ish-ness-ousity…

So thanks, but why did you forget? I need my business associates to be
SHARP and on the ball… You need to have your ‘game-face’ on at all times
when you deal with me Gilbert, or I will cease doing business with you. I
can’t have my people forgetting to address me as Patreeek, now can I? Of
course I can’t so BAD…. BAD LUMPY… Do I need top give you a spanking
on the bottom? :)

Now, the issue at handy, the handy issue…… I did not receive any phone
calls from you….. Not sure who or where you called but it wasn’t me, get
your shit together Lumpo.

I’m confused about where you are saying I sent this package… Are you
saying it is going to Poland, or the U.S. ? Rest assured I have no
business dealings in Poland…. Though I do love the borscht that come out
of Poland…. I particuarly savor the succulence of the 1987 beet
harvest… Now THAT’S some great ass Borscht my friend.

Poland? What the fuck are you talking about Lumpkins? That’s in Eastern
Europe you know. I sent your goods to Nigeria not Poland…. Double check
there must be a mistake on your end. Another example of you not having you
game face on. Do I need to have a Bonobo Chimpanzee pay you a visit and
lick your eyelids until you come to your sense? Or will stop this silliness
right now and play ball with me?

Yours with delightful horse-radsih,
-patreeek !