F I N K B U I L T

Watermellon Slim

wetermellon slim Just watch him play Smokestack Lightning.

Made By Hand

Made By Hand
I can’t wait to get Mark Frauenfelder’s new book, Made by Hand: Searching for Meaning in a Throwaway World
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Modest Mouse Uke Lesson

modest mouse How to play Modest Mouse’s Float On on ukulele.

Mad Mad Dance

mad mad worldMad Mad World Beach Bum Dance. Thanks, Pat!

2009 La Carrera Panamericana pics

carrera 2009COOP is sending back lots of great photos of this year’s La Carrera Panamericana.

Microcar Museum

microcar museum I hope you enjoy seeing all these microcars as much as I did.

Sketchpad Demo

sketchpadA demo of a Stylus controlled GUI CAD program in 1963!

Mr. Ed / Say Say

bill barminski
Brilliant song and animation by Bill Barminski.

High Altidude Water Rocketry

water rockets Do watch this video of some amazing water rockets in action. Catchy soundtrack to boot.

Cars I Have Seen

cars
My friend Pat has a deep interest in automobiles. He has a new car-spotting concern called cars I have seen.

Baloney Detection Kit

skeptic
How to ask quality skeptical questions. Show this to your kids. Via BB.

Surveillance Means Security!

Remixed War Propaganda book.

1972 SSP Lineup

ssp racer Pull that T-stick baby!

Tickler Pineapple Uke Unveiled

ukuleleAmy Crehore has been letting the paint dry on Tickler No.2 for about the last 2 years. It’s now available for viewing, and its a STUNNER!

Seiji Plays Satisfaction

self satisfaction video
A Rolling Stones fan does a nice one-man Satisfaction Cover





The Monkey Paintings

monkey painting

If you’re like me, and don’t have a rich record of your aristocratic, paternalist lineage to display in your foyer in the form of heirloom oils, you can still mock those who do with one of these super-cool “monkey paintings”. I know, chimpanzees aren’t monkeys they’re apes, and I cringe as much as anyone when I hear them belittled by the M-word, but “monkey painting” just rolls off the toungue so nicely.

monkey painting

It all started for me when this painting of a crowned “monkey-princess” popped up in the window of a frame shop near my office building. My friend Ken and I admired it for some time until one day Ken scooped it up!

Determined to get my own monkey painting, I hit ebay, where I found there was a fairly steady stream of this type of painting available. I bought this really nicely done Napoleonesque chimp in red military finery, and framed it up in a rather gaudy gold frame. He now guards our house from the red wall of our entry, letting all visitors know that we’re not your run-of-the-mill family, but one steeped in a history that leads right back to the banana revolution.

20 Responses to “The Monkey Paintings”


  1. kaufman Says:

    You definitely have the better painting.

    “A planet where apes evolved from men?”

  2. vladimer kerchenko Says:

    yowsa! thats awesome! how much did the monkey princess cost??

  3. Ticman Says:

    Donald Roller Wilson is one such “monkey” painter. He lives in a small town in Arkansas and is collectived widely. Weird, fun paintings and even weirder site.

    http://www.donaldrollerwilson.com/#

  4. Paul Says:

    You should see Ken’s replica of the 2nd painting- he replaced the chimp with his cat Simon!

    steve says:

    Paul – Love the courtship story, I took my kids to see the “dangerous science” demonstration at the Pacific Science Center just last Suday. Congrats.

    Ken – Lets see the Simon Painting!

  5. Lee Says:

    That second painting is actually a blatant knock-off of Donald Roller WIlson. Wilson’s original paintings can fetch upwards of $30 – $50,000, so it’s no surprise that people have been creating these cheap knock-offs for some time.

  6. Ken Says:

    Ah, yes. The anthropomorphised apes in human apparel paintings. Theses are both blatant knock-offs of D.R.W.’s work. I got mine because he looks like George Bush. The fact that he’s wearing a crown makes it even better. Just a clueless ape with a crown balanced on its head. Even if it isn’t the intent, the comparison is obvious to me.

    I thought it was a female ape (monkey) at first too, but the gallery proprietor assured me that it is in fact a male ape. He revealed that it had been admired by many, but none were brave enough to pony up the 300-something dollars to bring it home. (The frame is worth 95% of the retail price). None, that is, until i came along….

    The boobs are especially great, because they always get a rise out of the women who see it. Men don’t seem to care one bit. Women take them quite personally, and have strong reactions to them. I love art that does that people.

    The painting of my cat Simon:

    painting of cat

    Link

  7. Steelhead Says:

    Steve…..you continue to amaze me……Ann

  8. Monkey Girl Says:

    Check out this site that makes monkey portraits of people. http://www.monkeymuseum.com It’s brilliant, send them pictures (I had my cat Monty in the painting too) and you pick the background colors. I just love it.

  9. freddie fresh Says:

    so there are more people out there like me.

  10. bammi Says:

    which are the artist?

  11. Ken Says:

    Update: Somebody used Simon Painting for an animation project and gave him Cornholio’s voice. Pretty funny. How did he know my cat sounds like Cornholio?

    http://www.chrisroeder.net/shared/cornholio_cat.wmv

  12. Rafael Estrella Says:

    I am in need of a catalogue of your paintings of monkeys all dressed up. Do you have one? If so how can I get one?
    Need reply as quickly as possible.
    Thanks,
    Rafael Estrella
    116 West 16th. Street
    Long Beach, Ca.90813
    562 591-7366

  13. Rafael Estrella Says:

    I am in need of a catalogue of your paintings of monkeys all dressed up. Do you have one? If so how can I get one?
    Need reply as quickly as possible.
    Thanks,
    Rafael Estrella
    116 West 16th. Street
    Long Beach, Ca.90813
    562 591-7366

  14. no1 monkey fan Says:

    MEGA! 8)

  15. Linda Berman Says:

    I do paintings of monkeys and apes. They are not knok offs of the royals like the ones here. They are all Drunk Monkeys. look me up on my space Drunk Monkey Studio

  16. chip Says:

    trying to find website for drunk monkey studio to purchase pictures.

  17. Pete Hale Says:

    I’m looking for monkey paintings to photograph and reproduce. The little guy in the red military jacket is just the sort of thing we are after. would you be interested in letting us photograph it?

    Pete

  18. Marnie Says:

    I have a monkey princess in the jungle by the same artist, but can’t find any information on the artist. I LOVE my monkey painting! Do you know anything about the artist?

  19. Marnie Says:

    well… after some more Googling I have confirmed that I purchased a Chinese reproduction of a DRW painting… and I LOVE it!

  20. Cindy aka Monkey lover Says:

    I stumbled across your painting as I was looking for information on my own two (yes, TWO) monkey paintings purchased at a local consignment shop last week. One painting is of two sibling monkeys with white headbows and large red earrings. One subject is wearing a red dress with a white collar and the other has the same sort of “below the bust” white bandeau smock and white collar. It is a riot to hear the reactions of those people brave enough to question my taste in art! The other painting is of a mama monkey holding a baby bottle and baby. She has a beautiful head dress of flowers and is wearing a vibrant blue dress. Interestingly, there is a semi-castle/turrets in the background. There is a signature on this piece “M. Barten”. I bought them because of the eyes and their expressions, not to mention the beautiful colors that initially drew me to them.

    Cindy

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